A Quick Retard Test

        Below is a test to see if you are retarded. Do not be ashamed at the feeling of total retardedness when you are finished. These questions are extremely simple, so only the retarded should screw them up.

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Please enter age:
Under 18
18 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 45
Older than dirt

What state are you from?

What animal gives birth to four identicle babies at a time?:
Oppossum
Aramdillo
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

What is Donald Duck's middle name:
Williard
Fauntleroy
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

In what city is there a law prohibiting monkeys from smoking:
Albany, New York
South Bend, Indiana
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

What does it mean if a statue of a man on a horse has the horse with both front legs in the air:
The person died due to wounds in battle.
The person died in battle.
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to:
celery
carrots
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

The Sanskrit word for "war" means:
The desire for more land.
The desire for more cows.
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

How many words in the English language have the combination "uu":
4
6
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

Barbie's full name is:
Barbara Louise Johnson
Barbra Millicent Roberts
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

Pinnochio is Italian for:
"lying nose"
"pine eyes"
I don't know. I'm retarded.

 

A group of larks is called:
a parliament
an exaltation
I don't know. I'm retarded.